Malo smeha na račun Slovenije
Se opravičujem, ampak se mi ne da prevajat 🙂
– If you open the umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not to hurt somebody’s eye in Maribor.
Why don’t the ski springers in Planica do more than 250 meters?
– Because they would fly to Italy
The shortest joke in the world: A couple is walking along the slovenian coast…
What’s the colour of the slovenian patrol boats?
– Both of them are blue.
Slovenians don’t need mobile phones.
– They can communicate yoddling from one end of the country to the other.
What do the Slovenians need radars for?
– For fun.
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Two Slovenian workers are putting up new EU signs along the border.
From the other side, a Croatian farmer is watching with some alarm.
“Friends, you are going into Europe,” he shouted.
“And you’re going to the European championships – so each of us gets something,”one of the Slovenians replied.
“But where would you rather go?” the Croat asked.
“To the football championships. And you?” the Slovene asked.
“To the EU,” the Croat said.
Ha, simpatični…
No, dokler se smejimo le na račun svoje majhnosti, še ne moremo reči, da se res smejimo sebi. Tile vici so namreč vsi ful simpatični.
Ko pa bodo nastajali vici na račun naše neumnosti, nevoščljivosti, skoposti …, pa res vprašanje, če se bomo še znali smejati na svoj račun.
In spet pri tem mislim tudi nase – tudi jaz sem v tem smislu tipična Slovenka – nekaj časa še vzdržujem en kisel nasmešek, pol pa prav hitro prileti tista zoprna užaljenost. (Glede tega ima Djuro vseeno kanček prav – Bosanci so bolj odprti do šal na njihov račun)
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