Teorija blesavosti žensk

Izjava za katero se splača odpret novo temo :

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ne granit in ne diamant nista tako nespremenliva, kot so pričakovanja dveh na začetku veze

kar je popolnoma normalno za ljudi, ki imajo namišljeno sivo celico

Spremeniš se lahko samo do določene mere, valda tam od 20. leta naprej npr. Želet in upat, da se bo “bad boy” ali ženskar po določenem času zresnil in se sprelevil v copato, se mi zdi povsem nerealno pričakovanje, ki si ga lahko omisli samo ženska.

Podobno kot za ženske pravijo “once a hoe, always a hoe”. Kar niti ni daleč od resnice…

Aja, pa še ena : “You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, fool” – Too Short

Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

“Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them”

Vse te hude citate smo si deci izmislili.

Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

Moram Goldi, mi ne da živc mira. :-)))

“Women are like a hurricane, at first warm wet and wild and in the end they take your house and your car and leave you with nothing.”

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”

maskare so že izboljšal (vodoodporne)…tipov pa še kr ne…. 😀

Carsko.

Men are just like that:
If you TREAT him nicely he says you are IN LOVE with him.
If you don’t, he says you are PROUD.

If you ARGUE with him,
he says you are STUBBORN.

If you keep QUIET,
he says you have no BRAINS.

If you tell him your PROBLEM,
he says you are TROUBLE SOME.

If you don’t he says that you don’t TRUST him.

If you break your PROMISE you cannot be TRUSTED.
If he BREAKS his he is FORCED to do so.

If you hurt him you are CRUEL.
If he hurts you , you are too SENSITIVE.

Ko se zapneta nedojebani mulček in akvarijsaka onanistka, je zabava neskončna.

Mulček, ki te pretepe do krvi, potem ti pa še pogreb plača.