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Quotes about women
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening. ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman’s toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace. ~Marianne Williamson, “A Woman’s Worth”
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~Cindy Crawford
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton
Women are always beautiful. ~Ville Valo
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d’Aurevilly
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women. ~Madeleine K. Albright
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde
There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. ~Germaine Greer
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid
Howiver, I’m not denyin’ the women are foolish: God Almighty made ’em to match the men. ~George Eliot, “The Harvest Supper,” Adam Bede
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn’t want to own one. ~W.C. Fields
Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble. ~”Doctor Leon,” drleons.com
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith
Men who don’t like girls with brains don’t like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)
The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom. ~Guy de Maupassant
I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. ~Gail Sheehy
The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams. ~Simone de Beauvoir
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown
Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.
~Matthew Prior
They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation. ~Oliver Goldsmith
A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women. ~Edgar Wallace
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man’s rib; she was really made from his funny bone. ~J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis
Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet. ~Brendan Francis
Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
I married beneath me – all women do. ~Nancy Astor, speech, Oldham, England, 1951
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli
Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, Letters to Voltaire
If President Nixon’s secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses’ secretary, there would only be eight commandments. ~Art Buchwald, 1974
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships. ~Gilda Radner
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. ~Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1973
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. ~Alexandre Dumas, fils
I’d rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred Allen
When a woman comes to her glass, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really is, but endeavours to be as much another creature as she possibly can. Whether this happens because they stay so long and attend their work so diligently that they forget the faces and persons which they first sat down with, or whatever it is, they seldom rise from the toilet the same woman they appeared when they began to dress. ~Joseph Addison
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
A woman should soften but not weaken a man. ~Sigmund Freud
Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones. ~Camille Paglia
No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money. ~Author Unknown
When I glimpse the backs of women’s knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony. ~Author Unknown
A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye
No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~Bella Abzug
The basic Female body comes with the following accessories: garter belt, panti-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, chemise, virgin zone, spike heels, nose ring, veil, kid gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, Merry Widow, weepers, chokers, barrettes, bangles, beads, lorgnette, feather boa, basic black, compact, Lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, designer peignoir, flannel nightie, lace teddy, bed, head. ~Margaret Atwood
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~Carolyn Kenmore
A woman’s hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them. ~George Eliot
There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. ~Alfred Capus
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ~Author Unknown
Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman. ~Honoré de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown
If a woman must make a fool of herself, the least a man can do is to let her be one in her own way. ~When Ladies Meet, 1941 movie written by Rachel Crothers, John Meehan, Leon Gordon, S.K. Lauren, and Anita Loos, spoken by the character Bridgie Drake (not sure if this is also in the 1933 movie or 1932 play – anyone know?)
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
I’ve reached the age where competence is a turn-on. ~Billy Joel
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. ~Nancy Astor, My Two Countries
God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. ~Mrs Patrick Campbell, in reply to a male acquaintance who asked why women seem to have no sense of humor
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson
A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~Helen Rowland
I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason. ~Stanley Baldwin
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. ~Helen Rowland
I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. ~George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don’t; if you don’t know what he expects, what are you doing married? ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman. ~Author Unknown
Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen. ~Compton Mackenzie, Literature in My Time, 1933
One is not born a woman, one becomes one. ~Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex, 1949
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust, Albertine disparue, 1925
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960
Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. ~Bette Davis, about Jayne Mansfield
A woman’s whole life is a history of the affections. ~Washington Irving
The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want
Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular. ~E.V. Lucas
I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be. ~Benny Hill
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ~Dave Barry, “Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn”
The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. ~Robert Graves
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
A woman should be an illusion. ~Ian Fleming
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills
It is because of men that women dislike one another. ~Jean de La Bruyère, Characters, 1688
Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass. ~Author Unknown
Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog. ~Caroline K. Simon
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. ~Thomas Carlyle
Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket. ~Mary Roberts Rinehart
It’s the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead
A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. ~Karl Kraus
A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb
Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife you are sure to have a spiritual harem. ~G.K. Chesterton, Alarms and Discursions, 1910
Beauty is the first present Nature gives to women, and the first it takes away. ~Méré
There’s just something about letting a girl have her way with you. ~A.C. Van Cherub
Brains are an asset, if you hide them. ~Mae West
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~John Vanbrugh, The Relapse, 1696
Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? ~Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970
A woman can look both moral and exciting… if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle. ~Edna Ferber
Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. ~Germaine Greer
Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak. ~William Shakespeare, As You Like It
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. ~Fran Lebowitz
You’re booty-blinded. You know what that is? It’s like being snow-blinded only it ain’t no snow, it’s a cute little piece of ass. ~From the movie I Spy
Women are never landlocked: they’re always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
To get to a woman’s heart, a man must first use his own. ~Mike Dobbertin, quoted in A 5th Portion of Chicken Soup for the Soul
Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is. ~Robert Brault, http://www.robertbrault.com
Woman’s virtue is man’s greatest invention. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner, attributed
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. ~Samuel Johnson
Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~James Thurber
I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman’s weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold
The people I’m furious with are the women’s liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming women are brighter than men. That’s true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket. ~Anita Loos, New York Times, 10 February 1974
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken
Kar spomni se, Bibitka, sigurno se ti je kaj takega zgodilo v življenju, da nekomu nečesa globoko v sebi še vedno nisi oprostila, čeprav drugi (ki so bolj objektivni) menijo, da bi morala iti preko tega. Sigurno je kaj, ko za nekoga meniš, da bi lahko ravnal drugače, pa ni, in verjetno bi ti ravnala enako, če bi se znašla v takšni situaciji.
Treba je gledati s srcem! Potem najdeš vse odgovore. :))
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23 Vse to sem modro preizkusil. Rekel sem: Dosegel bom modrost, pa je ostala daleč od mene. 24 Daleč je, kar je bilo daleč, globoko, pregloboko. Kdo more to doseči? 25 Obrnil sem se, da bi s svojim srcem spoznal, raziskal in dosegel modrost in razsodnost, da bi spoznal varljivost norosti in topost zablod. 26 Našel sem grenkobo, hujšo od smrti: žensko, ki je kletka, njeno srce vrša, njene roke okovi. Kdor je Bogu všeč, ji uide, grešnik pa se vanjo ujame. 27 Glej, to sem našel, pravi Pridigar, drugo za drugim, da bi dosegel razsodnost. 28 Kar je še iskala moja duša, nisem našel: enega človeka izmed tisoč sem našel, nisem pa našel med vsemi njimi ženske. 29 Glej, samo to sem našel: Bog je človeka ustvaril iskrenega, oni pa iščejo veliko spletk.
draga moja ,
prošao je jedan dugi dan,
jedna duga noč
jedno buđenje bez tebe i
tvoje ranojutarnje kavice.
dan bez čekanja na tebe,
bez uzbuđenja, bez nestrpljiovog očekivanja
tvojeg ku ku
tvojeg pozdrava,
dani su dugi i topli,
u nedostatku uzbuđenja, na delu pospremljam i bacam stare papire, organiziram se za novu reorganizaciju.
doma sve po starom.
Ti si sigurno več puna posla,
na zemlji, sa živalima.
Nadam se da ste dobro stigli, da niste imali problema.
Mislim na tebe, nadam se da moje misli stižu do tebe,
jer me tvoje bude i jutros.
nadam se da ču izdržati još 7 dana.
dok dođeš trešnje če se u susjednom vrtu pocrveniti.
sad su žute i drobne.
čekam te još uvijek,
i svakako dođi
draga moja
još jedan dan, duuuugi dan,
jutros sam poručio lunici da ti pozdrave pošalje,
poljupčke i zagrljaje tople.
objem tvoj mi manjka ,
kavica mi manjka
ujutro se budim i
kao mjesečar stojim pred kompjuterom
sve je toplije, na delu dosadnije
doma uobičanije,
u vrtu palimo vatre i dimimo
uz vatru zamišljam tebe,
u obrisima dima vidim tvoj lik,
jedva čekam tvoje rječi,
vidjeti, čuti, tvoj smjeh i mizu koja se trese.
vidim da je i kod tebe sunce i toplo,
nasao sam kraj,
čini mi se da je to mjesto gdje si sada.
jedva čekam da dođeš i pričaš o tome.
još 5 dana i tu si.
Trešnje su se još malo pocrvenile
i još su drobne i nisu još za jesti.
treba još malo počekati, a i tebe
draga moja
danas me naša lunica probudila
ujutro u 3
virila kroz prozor i gledala me
govorila mi ,
probudi se
a ja sam do onda sanjao tebe
jesi li stvarno bila sa lunicom?
ujutro prilikom odlaska na delo, pozdravila me
a ja sam joj poslao pozdrav i poljubac
kojeg je trebala uručiti tebi.
Jesi li ga primila?
Još si daleko od mene, a tako blizu u
mojoj duši, srcu.
i bez tvojih rječi i misli
dolaziš mi , dolaziš
i okupiraš moje misli.
dolazi, slobodno dolazi,
znaš da te čekam
još neznam koliko dana,
neznam više računati
mozak ne dela bez tebe
ali znam da je još dosta dana
čekam da mi se javiš
tvoj još uvijek
draga moja
stigla je vručina
kao pravo ljeto.
grije i sparno je.
dani su dugi i dosadni,
spori i nezanimljivi.
dani su opet postali sivi,
dosadni bez uzbuđenja.
kuča u mrkloj šumi je opet moj dom
nema posjete moje drage gošče.
kutija sa keksima je prazna,
i koliko god jeo drugih stvari
ne zasiti kao dva, tri keksa
kao prije. slatki i opojni keksi
tvoje ljubavi.
ništa to ne maože nadoknaditi
počet ču se opet debljati jeduči toliko druge hrane
koje jedeš i jedeš, a
nikako da se zasitiš.
dođi več jednom, brzo, brže
uf kako je to mučno biti bez tebe.
još dva, tri dana
valjda ču izdržati
kako tvoji vukovi i medvedi, jesu li daleko od vas
nadam se da neče pojesti moj slatki keks
drži se,
mislim svaki dan na tebe
vidim svaki dan tvoj lik
na nekoj drugoj osobi, tebi sličnoj
skoro da je ne pozovem, hojla …
objem moj još stoji oko tvoga tela,
držim te u svom srcu
čekam te
draga moja
hladno je, puše jaka bura,
a mene brine kako je tebi tamo u
šumi. gdje možda i snjeg pada.
jeli ti hladno, dali te ima tko grijati
hočeš li se prehladiti, imaš li zimske garderobe.
Šta radiš, čime se zabavljaš,da ne pretjeruješ sa radovima.
znam da im je potrebna pomoč, i da vrlo rado pomogneš,
i da vrlo rado delaš.
ali ipak pazi se malo.
ja sam i dalje neutješan,
čekam te, is vako toliko pogledam da slučajno nisi ranije došla.
ali nema te.
strpi se , još koji dan.
čekaj malo, bit
će ti slađe.
imate li snijega, je li padao…
moje srce te čeka, moja duša vapi za tobom.
tko če mi zagrijati dušu, pokrenuti moje
sokove, sentimente.
požuri molim te
dođi, dođi,
dođi mi
još te čekam onako
kao kad si bila doma
još malo, dan dva i ti češ opet biti tu
i ja tu sa druge strane žice
voli te…
He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. ~Raymond Hull
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. ~William Shakespeare
All my life I had been looking for something, and everywhere I turned someone tried to tell me what it was. I accepted their answers too, though they were often in contradiction and even self-contradictory. I was naïve. I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself questions which I, and only I, could answer. It took me a long time and much painful boomeranging of my expectations to achieve a realization everyone else appears to have been born with: that I am nobody but myself. ~Ralph Ellison, “Battle Royal”
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another. ~James Matthew Barrie
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. ~Oscar Wilde, De Profundis, 1905
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~Judy Garland
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves. ~François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. ~David Carradine
A man who is “of sound mind” is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. ~Paul Valéry, Mauvaises pensées et autres, 1942
I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it. ~Robert Brault
The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike, and rejoice at what brings you nothing but misfortune. ~Boris Pasternak
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. ~e.e. cummings
Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. ~Samuel Johnson, The Rambler, 1750
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. ~Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel
“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people. ~Tom Masson
I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I’ve written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part. ~Shirley MacLaine
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself. ~Harvey Fierstein
Learn to… be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not. ~Henri Frederic Amiel
I am much better employed from every point of view, when I live solely for my own satisfaction, than when I begin to worry about the world. The world frightens me, and a frightened man is no good for anything. ~George Gissing
No man can climb out beyond the limitations of his own character. ~John Morley
There is just one life for each of us: our own. ~Euripides
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. ~Benjamin Disraeli
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. ~Johann von Goethe
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? ~Fanny Brice
Every time you don’t follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness. ~Shakti Gawain
At bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Originality is… a by-product of sincerity. ~Marianne Moore
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. ~Samuel Johnson
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up. ~Oscar Wilde
All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own. ~Johann von Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther, 1774
It is not only possible to be the person you pretend to be, but there is less effort involved. ~Robert Brault
We are betrayed by what is false within. ~George Meredith
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. ~Dr. Seuss
No creature is fully itself till it is, like the dandelion, opened in the bloom of pure relationship to the sun, the entire living cosmos. ~D.H. Lawrence
Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do. ~Eric Hoffer
It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be what he is. ~Desiderius Erasmus
All the mistakes I make arise from forsaking my own station and trying to see the object from another person’s point of view. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be what you are. This is the first step toward becoming better than you are. ~Julius Charles Hare
We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin. ~André Berthiaume,Contretemps
An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from a man’s entire existence. ~Honoré de Balzac, “Scnes de la vie Parisienne,” La Maison Nucingen, 1838
He who travels in search of something which he has not got, travels away from himself and grows old even in youth among old things. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Self-Reliance”
There lurks, perhaps, in every human heart a desire of distinction, which inclines every man first to hope, and then to believe, that Nature has given him something peculiar to himself. ~Samuel Johnson
You must have control of the authorship of your own destiny. The pen that writes your life story must be held in your own hand. ~Irene C. Kassorla
Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. ~John Mason
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not. ~Andre Gide
There is in a man an upwelling spring of life, energy, love, whatever you like to call it. If a course is not cut for it, it turns the ground round it into a swamp. ~Mark Rutherford (William Hale White), More Pages from a Journal, 1910
Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind of lethargy steals over all the finer senses of the soul. ~Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Most of our faults are more pardonable than the means we use to conceal them. ~François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665
Man would be “otherwise.” That’s the essence of the specifically human. ~Antonio Machado
Individualism is rather like innocence: There must be something unconscious about it. ~Louis Kronenberger, Company Manners, 1954
Why try to be someone you’re not? Life is hard enough without adding impersonation to the skills required. ~Robert Brault
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. ~Kurt Vonnegut
One’s real life is often the life that one does not lead. ~Oscar Wilde,L’Envoi to Rose-leaf and Apple-leaf, 1882
Nekaj misli na temo staranja oz starosti:
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days long. ~Nikita Ivanovich Panin
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain, Following the Equator
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier, New York Times, 9 October 1960
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. ~Author Unknown
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. ~Robert Southey, The Doctor
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were? ~Satchel Paige
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~Caryn Leschen
Everyone is the age of their heart. ~Guatemalan Proverb
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. ~Author Unknown
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. ~Judith Regan
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
There’s no such thing as too late. That’s why they invented death. ~From the movie Out to Sea
Does age poison us, or do we poison age? ~Astrid Alauda
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. ~Martin Buxbaum
Who does not wish to be beautiful, and clever, and rich, and to have back, in old age, the time spent trying to be any of them. ~Robert Brault
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~Henry David Thoreau
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. ~H.L. Mencken
Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. ~Quoted by Francis Bacon, Apothegm
To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. ~Henri Amiel
Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs. ~Charles Dickens
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation – as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. ~Author Unknown
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. ~Attributed to John Wagner
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Author Unknown
I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown
Before thirty, men seek disease; after thirty, diseases seek men. ~Chinese Proverb
Age attacks when we least expect it. ~Carrie Latet
Old age ain’t no place for sissies. ~Bette Davis
In dog years, I’m dead. ~Author Unknown
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. ~Henry Ford
They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I’m in a depression. ~Rick Majerus
The idea is to die young as late as possible. ~Ashley Montagu
Nekaj misli znanstvenikov in uspešnih ljudi:
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
Jonathan Swift
One picture is worth a thousand words.
Albert Einstein
The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.
Benjamin Franklin
We do not need magic to transform our world. We have the power to imagine better.
J. K. Rowling
As our case is new, we must think and act anew.
Abraham Lincoln
If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
Albert Einstein
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
Winston Churchill
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
Albert Einstein
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
Pa še nekaj takšnih življenjskih od vsepovsod.
Prosim ne zamerite, če je kakšen že bil objavljen..
Nesposobni so sposobni onesposobiti sposobne !
“Vsakdo se mora sam odločiti, po kakšni poti bo šel, in se nanjo podati z vso energijo, močjo, vztrajnostjo in razmišljanjem:
“To pot BOM prehodil, kot najbolje vem in znam.”
Vsakdo se mora ZAVEDATI, da je tekme konec šele, ko se USTAVIMO. Ponavadi nam spodleti le, ko odnehamo.”
”Najboljše priložnosti zahtevajo drznega človeka, da jih izkoristi”.
V življenju imate dve izbiri: lahko se izgubite v množici ali izstopate. Če hočete izstopati, morate biti drugačni. Če hočete biti drugačni, morate stremeti k temu, da ste taki, kot ne more biti nihče drug.
Vse kar sem storil v preteklosti, ni nič v primerjavi s tem, kar bom storil v prihodnosti in vse, kar bom storil v prihodnosti ni nič v primerjavi s stvarstvom.
MISLI USTVARJALNO, DELUJ ODLOČNO, ŽIVI NEVARNO!
“Nikar se ne vznemirjajte, če vas ljudje opravljajo. Če vas ne bi, bi to pomenilo, da ste nezanimivi.”
VSAK DAN IMAŠ MOŽNOST NEKAJ IZBOLJŠATI.
NE RAZMIŠLJAJ O PRETEKLOSTI. VEDNO SE OSREDOTOČI NA SEDANJOST.
Daj drugim več kot pričakujejo… Naredi to z užitkom !
Ne verjemi vse, kar slišiš. Ne potroši vsega, kar imaš. Ne spi, kolikor moreš.
Ko rečeš “rad te imam”, bodi iskren. Ko rečeš “oprosti”, glej osebo v oči!
Nikoli se ne posmehuj sanjam drugih. Ljudje brez sanj tudi bedno živijo.
Ljubi močno in čustveno. Lahko si kdaj tudi razočaran, a to je edini način za polno življenje.
V sporih, se bori ponosno – brez žalitev!
Govori počasi in misli hitro.
Upoštevaj da velike ljubezni in veliki projekti prinašajo tudi velika tveganja.
Ko izgubiš, ne izgubi te izkušnje.
Spomni se na 3 S: Spoštovanje do sebe, Spoštovanje do drugih, Sprejemanje odgovornosti za svoje obnašanje.
Ne dovoli, da majhen spor uniči veliko prijateljstvo.
Nasmej se, ko govoriš po telefonu. Tvoj sogovornik bo to opazil.
Nekako zabavno je početi to, kar je nemogoče.
Življenje je zapravljeno imetje, če ga ne živiš, kot si ga želiš.
Zavedajmo se, da je prihodnost edini del našega življenja, ki ga lahko spremenimo s tem, kar naredimo in s tem, kar ne naredimo.
Vizije življenja zahtevajo drzno, izzivov polno življenje, zato ustvarjalno, odločno, vztrajno in pogumno gradimo vizije življenja.
Kdor živi in deluje v skladu s svojo vizijo, ima vsega dovolj in tudi rezultati ne morejo izostati.
Mnogi živimo v preteklosti, nekateri za danes, zmagoviti gradimo prihodnost.
Zmagovalec je srečen in svoboden človek, ki deluje v skladu s svojim poslanstvom in za dobro celotnega človeštva.
Take the first step in faith. You dont have to see the whole staircase. Just take the first step.
All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
Whatever the mind of the man can conceive, it can achieve.
When you have inspired thought, you have to trust it and you have to act on it.
What you persist, resist.
All power is from within and is therefore under our own control.
Wheter you think you can or you cant, either way you are right.
Follow your bliss and the Universe will open doors for you where there were only walls.
Ne boj se neznanega – jutri bo morda že znano – boj se monotonije, ki jo prinaša upiranje doživetju neznanega.
Ni nemogočih sanj, je samo naše omejeno dojemanje vsega, kar je mogoče.
Potovanje, dolgo tisoče kilometrov, se začne z enim samim korakom.
Najteže je biti preprost.
Živimo svoje življenje; ne spreminjajmo drugih in ne silimo jih v reševanje težav na naš način. Skozi najpomembnejša vrata v življenju gremo namreč sami.
Vedno se zavedaj, da niso vsi poteki dogodkov odvisni od tebe.
Najpreprosteje je biti iskren.
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. ~David Brinkley
We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies. ~Roderick Thorp, Rainbow Drive
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to. ~W.C. Fields
I am convinced all of humanity is born with more gifts than we know. Most are born geniuses and just get de-geniused rapidly. ~Buckminster Fuller
Success comes in cans, not cant’s. ~Author Unknown
I am not a has-been. I am a will be. ~Lauren Bacall
Always act like you’re wearing an invisible crown. ~Author Unknown
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got. ~Sophia Loren
Just as much as we see in others we have in ourselves. ~William Hazlitt
Nekaj misli & citatov na temo spolnosti:
“Sex is the great amateur art.”
-David Cort
“Sex is a short cut to everything.”
-Anne Cumming
“Hair is another name for sex.”
-Vidal Sassoon
“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
-Mae West
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation…The other eight are unimportant.”
-Henry Miller
“Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.”
-Marilyn Sokol
“Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.”
-Thomas Szasz
“Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want.”
-Gael Greene
“Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any”
-Anonymous
“Sex is simple – love is painful.”
-Ron Jeremy
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
-Woody Allen
“Sex is a discovery.”
-Fannie Hurst
“If sex isn’t a joke, what is?”
-Nella Larsen
“Sex is the gateway to life.”
-Frank Harris
“Sex is a lot like pizza, when it’s good, it’s really good; when it’s bad, it’s still kinda good.”
-Brandon Lyon
“Sex is nature’s way of saying ‘Hi!'”
-Anonymous
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
-George Burns
“There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.”
-Lewis Grizzard
“I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.”
-John Waters
“Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.”
-Woody Allen
“A dirty book is rarely dusty.”
-Anonymous
“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”
-Will Durst
“I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading.”
-Anonymous
“I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher – they are going to make a board game out of it.”
-Woody Allen
“I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.”
-Pamela Anderson
“It’s great being blonde – with such low expectations it’s easy to impress.”
-Pamela Anderson
“I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over.”
-George Burns
“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
-Johnny Carson
“Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette.”
-Rodney Dangerfield
“During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.”
-Rodney Dangerfield
“If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex life at all.”
-Rodney Dangerfield
“Hell, if I’d jumped on all the dames I’m supposed to have jumped on, I’d have had no time to go fishing.”
-Clarke Gable
“My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. “
-Bob Hope
“Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again.”
-Billy Idol
“I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move.”
-Madonna
“My husband’s German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me.”
-Bette Midler
“Homosexuality is God’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.”
-Sam Austin
“I’m not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they’re busy.”
-Frank Carson
“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.”
-Elton John
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.”
-Lynn Lavner
“If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: ‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.'”
-Robin Tyler
“It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It’s like disapproving of rain.”
-Francis Maude
“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won’t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.”
-Judy Carter
“I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.”
-Bernard Manning
“A ‘Bay Area Bisexual’ told me I didn’t quite coincide with either of her desires.”
-Woody Allen
“Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.”
-Woody Allen
“Well, actually, I’m a bisexual lesbian in a man’s body… but it’s more complicated than that.”
-Tony Parker
“Bisexuality means I am free and I am as likely to want to love a woman as I am likely to want to love a man, and what about that? Isn’t that what freedom implies?”
-June Jordan
“Homosexuality was invented by a straight world dealing with its own bisexuality.”
-Kate Millett
“I don’t understand why so many people must limit themselves to only half of the people around them.”
-Anonymous
“If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.”
-George Carlin
“Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.”
-Karl Marx
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
-Woody Allen
“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
-Woody Allen
“Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.”
-Thomas Szasz
“Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you’re with, but you can leave when you want to.”
-Dudley Moore
“Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.”
-Woody Allen
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.”
-Truman Capote
“Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever.”
-Catherine Deneuve
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
-Woody Allen
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
-Woody Allen
“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.”
-Swami X
“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”
-Honore de Balzac
“I’m a terrible lover. I’ve actually given a woman an anti-climax.”
-Scott Roeben
“My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.”
-Woody Allen
“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
-Woody Allen
“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath’. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.”
-Joan Rivers
“I’m a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we’re making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.” :-)))))))))))))))))
-Joan Rivers
“When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying her to leave.”
-Anonymous
“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.”
-Anonymous
“Money it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.”
-James Arthur Baldwin
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
-Brendan Behan
“I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.”
-Hedy Lemarr
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
-Steve Martin
“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
-John Updike
“It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.”
-Brigitte Bardot
“I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.”
-Prince Philip
“The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn’t sex but something else.”
-James Agate
“A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.”
-Victor Lownes
“You know of course that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery,
are now extinct.”
-Somerset Maugham
“Sex has become more and more attractive because of its condemnation by priests”
-Osho
“I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.”
-Woody Allen
“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!”
-George Bernard Shaw
“Why is sex a sin if it is the only thing that keeps the human race from disappearing?”
-Anonymous
“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.”
-Don Schrader
“Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.”
-Mark Twain
“What more fiendish proof of cosmic irresponsibility than a Nature which, having invented sex as a way to mix genes, then permits to arise, amid all its perfumed and hypnotic inducements to mate, a tireless tribe of spirochetes and viruses that torture and kill us for following orders?”
-John Updike
“Chastity is curable, if detected early.”
-Woody Allen
“Of all sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.”
-Rimy de Gourmont
“Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.”
-Aldous Huxley
“Abstinence is a perversion.”
-Bill Maher
“It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.”
-Voltaire
“Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet.”
-St Augustine
“I lost my virginity when I was 14. And I haven’t been able to find it.”
-David Duchovny
“The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.”
-Ambrose Bierce
“We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.”
-Alex Comfort
“Sex is God’s joke on human beings.”
-Bette Davis
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
-Robin Williams
“The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm.”
-Anonymous
“If God considers sex as sin, then there is no greater sinner than God”
-Osho
“If God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.”
-Carrie P Snow
“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
-Rita Rudner
“God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool”
-Victor Hugo
“My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
-Anonymous
“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
-Matt Barry
“Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says ‘You’re only interested in one thing, & you can’t remember what it is.”
-Milton Berle
“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.”
-Mae West
“The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.”
-Joan Fontaine
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
-Rod Stewart
“What comes first in a relationship is lust – then more lust.”
-Jacqueline Bisset
“I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.”
-Jay McInerney
“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.”
-Sharon Stone
“Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.”
-Barbara Cartland
“Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
-Robin Williams
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading.”
-Steve Jobs
“Sex relieves tension – love causes it.”
-Woody Allen
“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”
-Anonymous
“Nothing makes you forget about love like sex.”
-Staci Beasley
“Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled.
-Harlan Ellison
“I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company.”
-Stephenie Meyer
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.”
-Woody Allen
“Making love? It’s a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion — and purification.”
-Omar Sharif
“I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she’d brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.”
-Scott Roeben
“Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.”
-Bob Rubin
“Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.”
-Barbara Seaman
“For birth control I rely on my personality.”
-Milt Abel
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No'”
-Woody Allen
“My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.”
-Joan Rivers
“Just saying ‘no’ prevents teenage pregnancy the way ‘Have a nice day’ cures chronic depression.”
-Faye Wattleton
“I think that making love is the best form of exercise.”
-Cary Grant
“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.”
-Cary Grant
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
-Robert Heinlein
“Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.”
-John Wayne
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.”
-Mae West
“I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
-Hunter S Thompson
“Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!”
-Anonymous
“Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.”
-Anonymous
“Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.”
-Alec Baldwin
“There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.”
-George Burns
“We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.”
-Arthur Hoppe
“It’s erotic if you’re using a feather. It’s kinky if you’re using the whole damn chicken.”
-Anonymous
“Sow your wild oats on Saturday night — Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.”
-Anonymous
“An erection is like the Theory of Relativity – the more you think about it, the harder it gets.”
-Anonymous
“I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.”
-Anonymous
“Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.”
-Anonymous
“Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that’s not the reason we’re doing it.”
-Richard Feynman
“Two-parent sex appeared on the scene about 500,000,000 years ago.”
-Mark Jerome Walters
“Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.”
-Anonymous
“Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.”
-Bob Hope
“The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.”
-Bill Maher
“I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.”
-Gore Vidal
“I love sex. It’s free and doesn’t require special shoes.”
-Anonymous
“Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.”
-Anonymous
“You have to accept the fact that part of the sizzle of sex comes from the danger of sex. You can be overpowered.”
-Camille Paglia
“Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.”
-Lewis Grizzard
“Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.”
-Amy Lowell
“Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.”
-Felix Sabates
“Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn’t had enough gratuitous sex.”
-Geoff Spear
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”
-Woody Allen
“If sex doesn’t scare the cat, you’re not doing it right.”
-Anonymous
“Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken.”
-Simone de Beauvoir
“Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.”
-Phyllis Diller
“Any idioł can get laid when they’re famous. That’s easy. It’s getting laid when you’re not famous that takes some talent.”
-Kevin Bacon
“Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.”
-Sophia Loren
“Skill makes love unending.”
-Ovid
“It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.”
-Marge Piercy
“Nothing risqué, nothing gained.”
-Alexander Woollcott
“Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.”
-Aimee Mullins
“If your life at night is good, you think you have everything.”
-Euripides
Dobro otvori oči kad se ženiš, poslije ih zatvori.
– Shakespeare
Žena ti kaže “Idi k vragu!”. Ti odeš, a ona te i tamo dočeka.
– Dante Alighieri
Lijepe žene su stvorene za muškarce koji nemaju mašte, a pametne za one koji nemaju sreće!
– Casanova
Bolje je biti dobro obješen nego loše oženjen.
– Shakespeare
Tko u braku ne poludi taj stvarno nije normalan.
– Princ Charles
Oni koji o ženama uvek dobro govore, ne poznaju ih dovoljno.
Oni koji o njima samo loše govore, ne poznaju ih nikako.
– G. Pigault Lebrun
Svaka žena je bespomoćna dok joj se ne osuši lak na noktima.
– Burt Reynolds
Treba ženiti samo lijepe žene. Inače ne postoje nikakve šanse da ih se riješimo
– Rod Stewart
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